Thursday 9 October 2008

Places / Damage / Entertainment

PLACES: There's a Slippery Lane not far from here.

Do you have any favourite street or road names? If so, what are they?

DAMAGE: I just scraped the passenger-side car door along a concrete pillar.

What was the last thing that you broke or damaged?

ENTERTAINMENT: And now, a question from Vegas Velma.

For one night only, you are to be a star burlesque performer. What's your stage name?

3 comments:

John said...

NAMES:
I like Main Sprit Wiend, in Preston. (It's near Old Cock Yard, by the way.)

DAMAGE:
The last thing I can remember breaking, and it was two or three months ago now, was a slow cooker. I used it so rarely I'm not sure whether I should replace it or not.

BURLESQUE NAME:
For my female/drag name I would pinch one from "Torch Song Trilogy" and be Miss Bertha Vanation.
For my male stripper name I would, using the first pet/mother's maiden name trick, be known as Rags Rawcliffe.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

My all-time favorite stage name:

Ginkum Gorkbork. Fits me nicely, don't you think?

Wayne said...

Rags - I shudder. Don't replace the slow cooker.
Ginkum - You provide a name that invites so many questions. But yes, that would suit you nicely.