My friend hates carrots. Raw, cooked, grated, sliced - makes no difference. 'Nasty sweet things,' she said. 'Vegetables shouldn't be sweet. Bring on the broccoli.'
'But carrots must be good for something,' I said. 'Apart from eating, that is.'
The ensuing discussion was most entertaining. So here's your chance to amuse yourselves this Monday morning: suggest three possible uses for a carrot, other than eating it.
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2 comments:
Well, 1. A snowman's nose is obvious.
2. Use one as an emergency gas cap.
3. Dress one up for Easter.
i. Violin practice - a healthy carrot bow
ii. Conducting an orchestra - the baton that yields that most vitalised performance
iii. As a Foody Award - to hell or Hull with golden statuettes, bring on the muddied carrot!
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